Onion, the Real National Dish: PM Abiy Ahmed Declares Ethiopians Have Been Eating ‘Onion Stew’ All Along
Addis Ababa—In an unprecedented culinary revelation that has left food historians and grandmothers alike scratching their heads, Prime Minister Abiy Ahmed recently declared that Ethiopians have never actually eaten chicken.…
Kebede Tolosa’s Revelation: Ethnicity Trumps Religion, Leaves Him in Regretful Reflection
In a surprising turn of events that has left his circle of acquaintances puzzled, Kebede Tolosa recently declared that his ethnicity has now taken precedence over his former dedication to…
Ethiopian Parliament Agrees ‘Saving Ethiopia’ Equals ‘Crushing Dissent’
In an astonishing display of innovative semantics, the Ethiopian Parliament has unveiled a groundbreaking equation that is causing linguists and human rights advocates around the world to do a double…
Somali Self-Proclaimed ‘Political Analyst’ Rabdi Exemplifies Dunning-Kruger Phenomenon
Mogadishu, Somalia – In a display of unparalleled confidence and an equal lack of self-awareness, Rabdi, a self-proclaimed political analyst from Somalia, continues to baffle experts and bystanders alike with…
Telecom CEO Embodies Obedient Compliance
In a remarkable display of loyalty and compliance, Fifi, the CEO of a leading telecom company, took immense pride in shutting down internet services across the nation upon direct orders…
PM Convinced He’s a Savior, Not a Dictator
In a mind-boggling display of cognitive dissonance, an African dictator, President Delusius, fervently believes that he is not a dictator but rather the savior of the people. His self-perception as…
African Dictator Rejoices in Unaccountability for his Actions
In a chilling display of disregard for justice and human rights, an African dictator, President Insulatus, takes solace in the fact that he can act with impunity, knowing that the…
Election Chairwoman Resigns, Citing Democracy Overdose
In a surprising twist, Orange, the former leader of the opposition party who later became the Election Board Chairman, has resigned from her position, claiming an acute case of “democracy…
Mayor Unleashes Unique Solution to Citizen Complaints: Mandatory Earplugs for All Residents
In a startling move to address mounting grievances and discontent among the citizens, the mayor of Addis, Mayor Adanech Abebe, has implemented an unconventional solution: mandatory earplugs for all residents.…
Delusional PM Plans to Institute Mandatory Love Days
In a stunning display of egocentricity, African leader President Narcissus Ignoramus has recently expressed his utter bewilderment at the lack of love and adoration he receives from the people. Despite…